Razor blade snuggies and porcupine pillow pets

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I'm Matt. Cats, video games, Jameson, music, nerd shit. That about sums me up (this is an rp page not the real matt good)
You can even put in some links here.
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getting off here now. Feel free to spam my ask box for when I come back.


Anonymous wrote: "why aren't you putting your d in Andy's a right now and blowing your L all up in dat ass??"

And Why are you even asking me this? 


k-k-k-u-n-t:

mattgattack:

k-k-k-u-n-t:

mattgattack:

k-k-k-u-n-t:

mattgattack replied to your post: Why am I still awake.

because your pretty.

I beg to differ.

Don’t fight with me, it’s am. Just take it okay. 

PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Shhh okay? Okay.

Just take it.

O h.

Just to make this akward now

Is it bad that I don’t find this awkward?

No not bad. I don’t find it awkward either, but use it to make others feel awkward.


k-k-k-u-n-t:

mattgattack:

k-k-k-u-n-t:

mattgattack replied to your post: Why am I still awake.

because your pretty.

I beg to differ.

Don’t fight with me, it’s am. Just take it okay. 

PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Shhh okay? Okay.

Just take it.

O h.

Just to make this akward now


k-k-k-u-n-t:

mattgattack replied to your post: Why am I still awake.

because your pretty.

I beg to differ.

Don’t fight with me, it’s am. Just take it okay. 

PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Shhh okay? Okay.


Anonymous wrote: "why aren't you in my bed fucking me like that?"

Andy you know we can’t fuck in your bed because we’re to fucked up to do stairs, but we can us the floor. okay? Okay.


Twat Twat Twat! 


tagged as: #funny words


PORN. 

radkethewestnr:

hahaha best gif ever


gabi-allegretti:

omg you better be sharing those with me because omg i want some :(

But. But. Okay. I’ll share with you.